Shwack

Sh-whack
Similar to FUBAR or clusterfuck but is for when you have to be quiet.
AKA: Doing a test your probably gonna fail.

"The final is today class, it is worth 300 points"" Teacher

"Shwack"- Me

by King of the Stone Age December 15, 2008

shwack

1. (n) The action of slapping someone in the face with one's calve

2. (v) To slap someone in the face with your calve

3. (interjection) The sound made by slapping someone in the face with your calve.

"That wasn't a smack. That was a.. a shwack!"

"If you don't shut up about your weird Wapanese bullshit, I swear I'm going to shwack you!"

"And then there was this load SHWACK as her leg slapped me in the face!"

by That One Snake August 4, 2009

shwank

In the card game Hearts, the act of forcing another player to take the Queen of Spades on a trick won with a card valued Four or lower.

Cards played: Four of Diamonds, Three of Diamonds, Two of Diamonds, Queen of Spades.

"You really got shwanked on that trick!"

by Thoolis January 27, 2009

shwank

mixture between dank and shwagg Dank meaning kind budd, shwagg meaning mexican off the truck grown in your grandpas back yard stress weed.

Hey i got some budd it aint bomb but it aint crapp you know shwagg.

by Efe November 9, 2003

Shwak

Frisco slang for meth

Lil T came by looking to see who had a quarter of shwak for sale

Lisa has lost a lot of weight she must be shwaking again

by BayDre September 17, 2013

shwank

1. The flesh colored organ that hangs from the groin region of a man

2.A derogative or insult

1. I have a big shwank.

2. You are an uber shwank.

by Kendall Stacey May 24, 2006

shwack

a celebratory exclamation
Somewhat like "O that is so cool!" It was derived from the awesome sound a pencil makes when you flick it around.

"I got an A! SHWACK!"
ALSO
"Look at all the graffiti in my textbook from years past. That is total shwackage!"

by erin September 23, 2003