Shoe Drooler

An idiot, moron or other individual of low intelligence usually characterized by a having a blank stare, mouth gaping wide open and saliva dripping to the floor

Mikey had no idea that Washington DC was the capital of the United States...what a shoe drooler!!!

by milton July 19, 2003

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Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo

Emptying your used condoms in somebody else's shoes. Typically done if the victim of the Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo interrupted a sexual act of the perpetrator or did something equally as offensive to the perpetrator.

Dude #1: "Your friend busted in on me and my girl doing the nasty so I gave him a Cincinnati Shoe Shampoo this morning."

Dude #2: "Gross dude, his feet probably smell like a protein shake now."

by Danny Torrenance's Finger January 14, 2009

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what can you do when you live in a shoe

“what can you do when you live in a shoe” is a classic saying used in many different circumstances. it is used when there is nothing else to say and another way of saying “there’s nothing you can do about it”

“bro my boyfriend just cheated on me with my uncle harry”
“damn that’s super tough, but what can you do when you live in a shoe”

by unclegarry123 December 4, 2019

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shoe on head

A demand made to a cam whore to put their shoe on top of their head.

<dude> SHOE ON HEAD
<cam whore> ?

by readbooksgoddamn June 21, 2006

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shoefiti

The artistic expression of slinging shoes tied together by their laces over power lines. Generally photographs are taken of the shoefito for distribution among fellow "artists" as well as the general public.

Gerry is quite the shoefiti artist. He's gone through eight pairs of Keds this week alone!

by David MacInroy June 9, 2007

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