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Shortcaking

verb. The "act" of lying around listless, hungover, vehemently moaning and groaning after a long night or weekend of heavy drinking and marathon partying.
We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.
by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011
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shortage

Shortage - a clever way to describe a collection of things in a deminishing size (collective noun).
What is the collective noun for a collection of dwarves? Oh, you mean 'A shortage'!
by Domnic April 9, 2015
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strawberry shartcake

Blood fart. To shit ones undies and bleed from the anus. Helpful to have white briefs involved for full color spectrum.
I made my sweetie a strawberry shartcake and she came back for seconds.
by zachari15 July 10, 2014
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Shortcation

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.
Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.
by tomco June 18, 2014
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worker shortage

Worker shortage describes the set of circumstances where employers do not pay sufficient renumeration to compensate people for the work being carried out. More commonly known in the past as 'not paying enough for them to give a damb' the term worker-shortage has been used as a comfort blanket for employers to help them in their delusion that paying poverty wages is sufficient. The term is widely used in error and by institutions that see workers as a controllable expense rather than human beings.
The lack of wage inflation for the decades has caused a worker shortage in the lowest paid jobs.
by Irish connection October 6, 2021
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strawberry shortcaked

When you ejaculate on a womens face, then punch her in the face to give her a bloddy nose.
After bangimg Jenny, bill gave her a strawberry shortcaked
by Demonad123 April 21, 2018
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strawberry short cake

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, then he cums all over her face, then punches her in the nose, so thhat it bleeds, and mixes the blood and cum together, ie strawberry short cake
I love giving girls strawberry short cakes, but it must hurt them alot.
by Follicle April 6, 2003
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