shorty crunk

Nothing.
Random Shit.
Means Nothing.
Noone should ever say it.
Two words that have nothing to do with anything.

whooo i love shorty crunk<3

by everyguy who knows those girls January 8, 2005

shoofty

look
(i.e., to have a look at: to have a shoofty at)

Have a shoofty at those breasts!

by junkyard prince October 5, 2003

shotty rape

The act of forcefully blowing a shotgun from a blunt to an individual who is either unwilling or unable to receive a proper shotgun.

AG: Yo, Jon is passed out, let's shotty rape him!!

Joe: Get the bullet! (shotgun device)

Jon: aaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhh (cough, cough)

by Kottonmouth Kringle December 4, 2009

shifty eyes

When someone avoids eye contact by looking left and right alternatingly very fast which arouses supicion of being shifty

I dont trust him man, he's been doing the shifty eyes all day.

by coinroller July 28, 2007

Shifty

Shady, untrustworthy. Shady characters are often two-timers.

There are some shifty fellows in those big cities up north.

by Diggity Monkeez January 5, 2005

shotty no blitz

After in sight of the vehicle one can yell shotty no blitz, however if they do not say "no blitz" at the end of the sentence any other person around can say blitz and the front seat automatically becomes theirs.

boy1. HEY i got shotty
boy2. BLITZ, you didnt call no blitz
boy1. so i still called shotty
boy3. nah man u didnt call no blitz
boy1. oo shit
boy2. you dumbfuck should have said shotty no blitz

by Brandon Earnhardt July 30, 2008

shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.

Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.

by malfunkt October 24, 2005