1. Noun. Excrement; feces; the byproduct of having an ass and eating.
Antonyms: Piss, Pee, Numero Uno.
Synonyms: Crap, Dung, Scat, Numero Dos
2. Noun. Care, usually used in conjunction with "I don't give a..."
Antonyms: (I dunno shit about the Antonyms in this regard; XD)
Synonyms: Fuck, Crap.
3. Noun. Anything; something; usually relating to knowledge.
Antonyms: (see #2)
Synonyms: Something, information, jack
4. Noun. Bad things, or sometimes just things in general.
Antonyms: Awesomeness
Synonyms: Fuck ("Mexicans still get shit for the fuck at Alamo," Bright) Crap, Bad Stuff.
5. Noun. Vulgar insult
Antonyms: Saint
Synonyms: Fucker, Cunt, Bitch,
6.Verb. The act of relieving oneself; using the good ol' porcelain throne.
Antonyms: (see two)
Synonyms: Crap
7.Adj. Though better suited for shitty: a form of shit, shit can and is used as an adjective meaning the same thing as shitty; bad, horrid, crummy.
Antonyms: Perfect, Impeccable.
Synonyms: Shitty, Crappy, Pain in the ass
8. Interjection.Used to express pain, worriedness, or any other form of distress.
Antonyms: (See two)
Synonyms: Fuck, Motherfucker, (insert assorted swears here)
Antonyms: Piss, Pee, Numero Uno.
Synonyms: Crap, Dung, Scat, Numero Dos
2. Noun. Care, usually used in conjunction with "I don't give a..."
Antonyms: (I dunno shit about the Antonyms in this regard; XD)
Synonyms: Fuck, Crap.
3. Noun. Anything; something; usually relating to knowledge.
Antonyms: (see #2)
Synonyms: Something, information, jack
4. Noun. Bad things, or sometimes just things in general.
Antonyms: Awesomeness
Synonyms: Fuck ("Mexicans still get shit for the fuck at Alamo," Bright) Crap, Bad Stuff.
5. Noun. Vulgar insult
Antonyms: Saint
Synonyms: Fucker, Cunt, Bitch,
6.Verb. The act of relieving oneself; using the good ol' porcelain throne.
Antonyms: (see two)
Synonyms: Crap
7.Adj. Though better suited for shitty: a form of shit, shit can and is used as an adjective meaning the same thing as shitty; bad, horrid, crummy.
Antonyms: Perfect, Impeccable.
Synonyms: Shitty, Crappy, Pain in the ass
8. Interjection.Used to express pain, worriedness, or any other form of distress.
Antonyms: (See two)
Synonyms: Fuck, Motherfucker, (insert assorted swears here)
1. "Why do I see shit? Is flushing such an alien concept?"
2. Nerd: "The square root of--"
Guy sitting next to Nerd: "Shut the fuck up, man; I don't give a shit.
3. *cops interrogating drug dealer*
Cop: "Where the fuck is the crack?!"
Dealer: "I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN!"
4. Complainer: "I just lost my job, my house, and my marriage."
Friend: "Shit happens, man.
5. "YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CUNT, BUT A DUMB-ASS SHIT!
6. Guy: "Where were you, man?"
Dude: "Takin' a shit down the hall."
7. *Asshole walks in an hour late*
Jackass: "Shit timing, Asshole."
8. *realizes the test's tomorrow morning at 10 PM*
"FUCKING SHIT!"
2. Nerd: "The square root of--"
Guy sitting next to Nerd: "Shut the fuck up, man; I don't give a shit.
3. *cops interrogating drug dealer*
Cop: "Where the fuck is the crack?!"
Dealer: "I DON'T KNOW SHIT, MAN!"
4. Complainer: "I just lost my job, my house, and my marriage."
Friend: "Shit happens, man.
5. "YOU'RE NOT ONLY A CUNT, BUT A DUMB-ASS SHIT!
6. Guy: "Where were you, man?"
Dude: "Takin' a shit down the hall."
7. *Asshole walks in an hour late*
Jackass: "Shit timing, Asshole."
8. *realizes the test's tomorrow morning at 10 PM*
"FUCKING SHIT!"
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In the 1800s, after farming on the same land for hundreds of years, the Europeans would have to fertalize their land. To do so, they sailed to South America to get bat poop. When they got there, they just threw the poop into the bottom of the boat. On the way back to Europe, the boats would leak(they were made of wood), and the water and the poop would mix. It would then get really hot and humid down there, and the boats would catch on fire and burn in the middle of the ocean. After people figured out what was happening, they started putting the bat poop in crates. They then stamped S.H.I.T. on it. S.H.I.T. stood for ship high in transit. Hence the word shit.
by BellanTwitch September 29, 2007
1. Holy Shit
The biggest shit you've ever seen.
2. Marker Shit
It leaves a mark on the toilet
3. Ghost shit
You feel the shit come out, but it's not there
4. Turtle shit
The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!
5. Mexican Shit
Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.
6. No Shit
You need to go shit, but you can't.
7. Fart Shit
It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.
8. Peter Griffin Shit
You fart, at the same time you shit
9. Smell Shit
Very Smelly
10. Caught Shit
When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there
11. ForgotToFlushShit
You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.
12. Caught Shit
You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
The biggest shit you've ever seen.
2. Marker Shit
It leaves a mark on the toilet
3. Ghost shit
You feel the shit come out, but it's not there
4. Turtle shit
The shit comes out and then comes back in, you can't let it come out!
5. Mexican Shit
Too much Mexican food, can lead to extremely poisonous toxic shit gas.
6. No Shit
You need to go shit, but you can't.
7. Fart Shit
It feels like you really need to go shit, feels like a solid, but all that comes out is a fart.
8. Peter Griffin Shit
You fart, at the same time you shit
9. Smell Shit
Very Smelly
10. Caught Shit
When you flush the toilet, it's gone, but when someone else enters, it's there
11. ForgotToFlushShit
You forgot you flushed the toilet, but you are too lazy to check.
12. Caught Shit
You just simply forgot to flush, and you get caught
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