A Sheldon is someone who comes across as cold, distant and mean (will 100% make jokes that come across as inconsiderate and rude). Don't be fooled though - a Sheldon is most likely super warm, sweet, kind and caring. Find yourself a Sheldon. They're ruthless but beneath the cactus exterior, they're just cute mush.
John: Did you see that asshole over there?
Lizzy: Oh that's Sheldon, don't let his rbf fool you, he's actually really nice.
John: He's a bit cute too.
Lizzy: Oh that's Sheldon, don't let his rbf fool you, he's actually really nice.
John: He's a bit cute too.
by inconspicuous_p January 26, 2022
Get the Sheldonmug. Judy is doing a Sheldon on the project and make sure we are absolutely clear on what we are doing, when we are doing and who is going to do it! We are so bad ass.
by HardDimension June 26, 2024
Get the Doing a Sheldonmug. full of trifiling ass bitches..security guard is a 4ft 6in waste of space! teaches are crazy to the point where they talk about themselves in 3rd person?? COCKROACHES EVERYWHERE
by schsfag May 16, 2019
Get the Sheldon Clark High Schoolmug. Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.
Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!
by Boyznthehood April 25, 2025
Get the Sheldonmug. My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!
by Smallpena June 13, 2025
Get the Sheldonmug. by Dutchhoe469 August 14, 2023
Get the Sheldon dutchmug. by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024
Get the Sheldoningmug.