Sheldon Clark High School

full of trifiling ass bitches..security guard is a 4ft 6in waste of space! teaches are crazy to the point where they talk about themselves in 3rd person?? COCKROACHES EVERYWHERE

Sheldon Clark High School

by schsfag May 16, 2019

Sheldon

Incompetent Shrek-like dude with a microscopic penis as he overcompensates by driving large trucks to appear like a bigger man.

Hey this ugly dude just pulled up to a restaurant in his ram truck and it appears his underwear is packed with fruits and vegetables to make his penis look bigger as he must be a Sheldon!

by Boyznthehood April 25, 2025

Sheldoning

The act of blessing a child with superhuman intelligence through electro-shock therapy

"I fix all those cousins I made retarded by Sheldoning them"

by Ikealover2228 March 20, 2024

Sheldon

A complete chode freeloader with limited intellectual capacity/manhood.

My friend Sheldon couldn't afford a house,so his parents gave him their house, but he couldn't stop gambling and used the house as collateral for a loan. Who's that guy with a shreklike wife that constantly berates him? Oh his name is Sheldon as he has no balls!

by Smallpena June 13, 2025

Sheldon

Sheldon is a closet homosexual man with a micropenis and an affinity for young boys.

Hey why is that guy following young children around in his White ram truck? He must be a Sheldon. Hey, why is that stuffing his pants with vegetables and fruits to make his thing look bigger? Must be a Sheldon.

by Ruffneck56 April 11, 2025

Sheldon

A Sheldon is someone who comes across as cold, distant and mean (will 100% make jokes that come across as inconsiderate and rude). Don't be fooled though - a Sheldon is most likely super warm, sweet, kind and caring. Find yourself a Sheldon. They're ruthless but beneath the cactus exterior, they're just cute mush.

John: Did you see that asshole over there?

Lizzy: Oh that's Sheldon, don't let his rbf fool you, he's actually really nice.
John: He's a bit cute too.

by inconspicuous_p January 26, 2022

Sheldon

Sheldon translates to vagina whisperer, meaning someone who is good at making vaginas feel good and causing those with vagina to be more submissive to Sheldon than most guys...

she wouldn't do that for me in the bedroom, but Sheldon is like a vagina whisperer or something...

by The VW Steel 81 November 5, 2023