postal service

Jenny Lewis of Rilo Kiley, Ben Gibbard of Death Cab for Cutie, and Jimmy Tamborello of dntel created the synthpop group The Postal Service.
You would think I'm gay because I listen to postal service, but i'm not!
by Vagina McGinestein December 15, 2004
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Hood Service

The opposite of Customer Service.

Terrible customer service from African-American employees who have grown up in the ghetto.

These employees often chat amongst friends, eat at their posts, and act rudely towards or totally ignore the customer.
Customer "Hello, do you carry paper towels?

:Employee totally ignores customer, ranting and raving about the party last night, and how ugly Shaniqua's new weave looks:

Customer "Excuse me, hello?"

:Employee glares at customer after being so "rudely" interrupted, then states "Maybe, you can try to find 'em" :goes immediately back to conversing:

Customer "Fuck this hood service!" :storms out:
by Anonymous56987134 September 03, 2010
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lip service

1. empty talk, speech that the speaker will not likely act upon

2. oral sex, especially cunnilingus
He gave lip service to the idea of socialized medicine but did not tell the government about his thoughts on the matter.
by The Return of Light Joker January 19, 2009
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fat service

"yo, in my room i dont get no fat service."
by flemgem October 22, 2007
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Car Service

When someone provides the people in a car to smoke while they are relaxing and listening to music.
"I cant wait for the car service to i can relax my mind."

"The car service I had last night was terrible, especially when the music was terrible."
by JBell15 December 01, 2009
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lip service

To say something just for the sake of something or someone else
The boy paid his father lip service but as usual went and did his own thing.
by Andrew Taylor May 15, 2004
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Service Charge

The expectation of one's date, male or female, to receive an additional gift of monetary value for providing sexual favors during or after a date. A Service Charge occurs when money has already expended over the course of a date. For example, after an individual pays for an expensive dinner, concert tickets, or other dating event and his or her date expects an additional gift of monetary value after putting out during or after the date. For example, the expectation flowers, jewelry or other gift be provided the next day for his or her sexual performance.
Shanttai: Hey girlfriend! How was your date with Jerome last night?
Lisa: Oh it was great. He took me to dinner at Morton's and then the Bruno Mars concert!
Shanttai: Oh that sounds expensive!
Lisa: That was just the first part. I tagged his ass for a Service Charge.
Shanttai: So you put out too?
Lisa: Oh yea! He owe's big. I can barely walk today.
by Eaton Holgoode February 11, 2014
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