Semon

semon is the definition of an amazing dad, he works all his life because of a difficult child hood that he had. he doesn’t show a lot of emotion but you know he’s a great guy on the inside. you should never take a guy like semon for granted since he is like a rare diamond. once you meet a semon. never let him go.

any: i wish someone actually tried to be a different person. everyone acts the same

tom: you should get a guy like semon, he’s one of a kind.

by shirleyadams October 17, 2019

Semour Asscrack

a person who really needs to buy a belt because their ass is always hanging out of their pants

dude theres a semour asscrack back there, dont turn around whatever you do!

by becalicious/hates/sara April 13, 2010

cum guzzling semon demon

An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.

Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon

by Djsanders95 March 15, 2017

Sexgott

It‘s totally a person, who is the best in astrology and has curly hair ;))

random person: ,,are you the Sexgott?“
the person with curly hair: ,,bitch yess“

by gods_mood January 12, 2021

sego strain

Marijuana grown by a fucking retard.

Tom and Rick keep growing that dirty sego strain.

by masterkush June 16, 2008

Semo

the act of being inseperable; combining two names to create one, whereas, when looking for one person, they will always be with the other, so combine the names and just use one.

nicole: hey, where are sara and emo-ly?
matt: oh, you mean semo?

by Semo September 22, 2008

Sexgoblin

A person who's hot, but he's also weird.

Omg, Charlie Sheen is a total sexgoblin!

by Genevaisme April 8, 2011