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Dirty Seagul

When your having sex with a girl on the beach, you take your dick out, dip it in the sand, make sure the sand sticks to the vag juice, and continue banging her with your sandy cock
Jill has been complaining of some nasty infection...I wonder if it has anything to do with that dirty seagull I gave her last week
by My Friends Call Me Bobby February 28, 2008
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seagulling

when you ejaculate into your hand then go up to someone you know or an authority figure and throw it in their face.
Russell Brand talks about what the act of seagulling is,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvCelcXkpx4
by brotherinspirit October 23, 2008
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I KILL SEAGULL

1)A phrase thematically indicating the power that we all have inside of us, symbolically envisioned by killing innocent seagulls.

2) A meme that originated from a social networking site, first spoken by tonton-27.

3) tonton-27 was arguing with a friend over the depressing sounds of Sparklehorse lead singer, Mark Linkous. tonton described the vocal ability of linkous to that of a "dying seagull". She then stated the phrase "I KILL SEAGULL".
There can be no examples for this phrase. It breaks all conventional forms of conversation and communication.

Jimmy: Hey Tim, how are you today?

Tim: I KILL SEAGULL
by tonton-27 August 4, 2010
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Spanish Seagull

When one dons a sombrero and fake mustache and proceeds to circle their sexual partner as if they were a heaping pile of trash. Once the Spanish Seagull lands it mounts its partner from ontop of the headboard while flapping it's "wings" and making birdcalls. Upon climax, the Spanish Seagull sprays its load onto the highest point it can reach in the room and then makes a nest out of objects in the room.
My girlfriend dumped me after I showed her the Spanish Seagull and made a nest out of her baby pictures.
by Banana hammock 123 October 26, 2009
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a flock of seagulls

Birds that fly around the ocean screaming "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
a flock of seagulls: "MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!"
by Clinker May 12, 2008
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Seagulled

The act of surrounding a car, where two or more persons are having sex in, and masturbating onto the car windows, thus giving the effect of bird poo on the windows
I had a great night dogging the other night, me and the boys really seagulled a Focus, whilst watching some nasty bird fuck her boss on the back seat
by pisshead0 August 18, 2010
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Screamin Seagull

when your having sex on a beach and you stop and get your dick wet then stick in the sand and fuck her in the ass when you dick is covered with sand.
i pounded her a nice Screamin Seagull a week ago and she still is pickin' the sand out of her ass.
by SiCk07__* December 6, 2007
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