screaming shits

When you have the absolutely worst case of diarrhea that you feel like
Jeff Daniels did on the toilet in Dumb and Dumber and the pain is too
much to bear.

When you drink too many glasses of milk or some lowdown bastard spikes your food
with laxative or you eat too much spicy food, you'll know for sure you'll get them, and
you'll be on the can for a good long time having the screaming shits.

by CDSmith1967 March 6, 2019

Holy Screaming Eagle Shit

1. An expression that is used when someone is surprised, amazed, or disgusted.

2. it is the greater version of "holy shit"

3. it is very popular phrase among military personnel.

1. "You are the worst fucking soldier that has ever served, Holy Screaming Eagle Shit"

2. "Holy Screaming Eagle Shit, dude. I can't believe you made it thru Boot camp."

by 36A April 29, 2014

Screamowing

When you try to scream louder than your lawn mower.

My throat hurt after I tried screamowing against my lawn mower.

by blackbeast23 April 15, 2010

Scrafting

When one girl has sex with another girl

Scrafting is two girls having sex

by Freddie101 April 14, 2019

sexless streaming

The platonic version of "Netflix and Chill."

My besties are coming over to binge-watch Parks and Recreation for some good ol' fashioned sexless streaming.

by Jay-Rizzle December 29, 2015

the twilight's last streaming

to fail.

Christina Aguilera's modification of the American National Anthem: "What so proudly we watched, at the twilight's last streaming."

by spikeumike February 25, 2011

screaming mongolian

when a hairy vagina is turned inside out during quick pull-out so the vagina looks like two lips and a beard.

Gee sally your vagina looks like a screaming mongolian.

Xiao Fang

by The real Biker August 19, 2009