Schmuck

Someone who needs to sush

Sush schmuckkk!!

by Corben and Ronnie are nobeds September 24, 2019

Schmuck

origin: 12th century england.

The person tasked with writing all formal correspondence on behalf of the prince royal to his loyal subjects. (also the peasants)

I need to get this birthday card out. Someone call the Schmuck

by Anthinda Droulas September 5, 2017

Schmuck

Someone who sells low quality stuff for a high price tag.

John Doe is such a schmuck.

Ikr, he is selling DDR3 for DDR4 prices!

by DYGaming January 23, 2018

schmuck photon

a place where there is low lighting or low visibility

I couldn't find anything in that parking lot; the place is a total schmuck photon.

by 3episodesofLITB January 5, 2017

Schmuck

Idiot basically

Albie is a schmuck

by Elvi14 April 5, 2020

Schmuck

Schmuck means someone being an idiot at all times, even before time

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Always being an idiot like a schmuck

by C rhino October 5, 2020

SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN

In my case Jewish Condo Nazi's. Failing to follow the By-Laws, Condo Law, and holding secret meetings without any gentiles present.

SCHMUCK-A-MAVIN - Professional fuckups

by mrbill1938 January 9, 2013