Swedish Sardine

a) Giving a Swedish person a blow job in the state of New York.

b) When a Swedish person receives a blow job in the state of New York.

That Swede won a golden pencil, so I gave him a Swedish Sardine.

by Swedish Lover April 16, 2010

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Shard wagon

A vehicle which tweakers drive around while high on meth (usually a later model peice-o-shit with chipping paint)

Oh here comes kyle on his shard wagon...

I can't get in that shard wagon there's girls around...

by smile your gacked December 6, 2010

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Sbard • sbardin • Victoria Anna Sbardi Abate • Sardine • sard • shardae • sharded • shard barbie • sardonic • sardar

Shard-born

An insult that implies one was born in dung,

or i.e. born in fecal matter

Person 1: dayumm, that girl over there is nasty looking

Person 2: yeah i know, and i had to sit next her in math last year and everyday she reeked, man!

Person 1: i bet she was shard-born

Person 2: probably. i heard her mother had fistula

by nickJai December 27, 2010

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scardy puss

One who is extremely terrified to commit to something... / one incredibly attractive women saying she can make a free throw whenever she wants

This scardy puss is too afraid to kiss me.

by Jb234485 May 17, 2016

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Sardine Party

A party, usually a house party, with way too many people per square footage. The worst type of party. Everybody stands shoulder to shoulder. People are stacked back to back or pressed all up against someones chest. Dancing is reduced to swaying; if you try to move your feet you'd step on someone else's. Constantly at high risk of catching elbows. Smaller houses risk an unhealthy CO2 to O2 ratio. Depending on how late you get there, you might just be inhaling recycled air and recycling it again.

"Hey come pick me up. Im at this Sardine Party, bro. I've breathed in so many other people's carbon. Yea. I hardly made it out of there alive. I couldn't even exit dance through the crowd to get out, I had to slide through the gaps between bodies of people who were simultaneously try to hump me as I went."

- How was the party mate?

"It sucked, man. Total sardine party. Place was crawling with people and there was no alcohol."

"This function was a total sardine party. When I showed up, the host was making everyone go outside so that he could filter out the dudes who didn't pay and make more room to let more females in. Totally pulled a Brita on that place. They Brita'd them sardines."

by svggytits November 13, 2016

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