Satchel Snatch

Old dried up poon.

That cougar had the worst case of satchel snatch I've ever seen!

by texmex2000 September 21, 2011

Cack Satchel

A place, project or thing that has gone wrong in numerous and potentially malodorous ways.

This bar used to be pretty good, but it's completely changed. Bit of a cack satchel now.

Windows Mobile. Cack Satchel.

by The Fat Controller January 8, 2010

Satchel Bat

One whom sucks balls. A person that inserts a man's bag into his mouth and proceeds to suck on the testicles. Similar to a fruit bat. Typically a gay male, that preys on a man's genetals.

Wes Hevener is sucks a Satchel Bat! Why does he have to be suck a dickhead all the time?

by S4S April 9, 2010

Satchelle de douche

More upscale version of douche bag or satchel de douche

Oui, oui that Francois is a real satchelle de douche

by TMoneyID February 21, 2011

Twat satchel

a small, pocket, purse or bag which contains twats to be taken to various locations

"Shirley, dont forget your twat satchel!"

by Jimmy Chesnut cheeks October 18, 2006

home made satchel

any individual having more than average experiences with homosexuality

"Ha ha. Look at Greenleaf and Lynch having sex. They must be home made sachels."

by Mike Gagnon June 11, 2003

teste-satchels

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.

when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!

by Marcie December 1, 2004