funk sandwich

When your stuck between two people that smell.

I hate standing in line, and in front of me someone
smells, and in back of me someone smells. It's like
being stuck in the middle of a funk sandwich

by GoodCharoletemustdie May 24, 2005

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testicle sandwich

A sandwich literally including ball sack as the main ingredient.

I ate a huge testicle sandwich for breakfast this morning, then shit all over the stairs.

by El Poopstersaurus October 28, 2017

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Trump Sandwich

Trump Sandwich; noun: Someone who makes up a lot of bullshit, and is full of bologna

P1: LMAO dude i just got a nintendo switch for free
P2: No you didn't
P1: Yeah nintendo gave it to me for free

P2: Did you just eat a Trump Sandwich because i ain't buying that story. Your full of bologna.

by Gay Space Mama April 25, 2017

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invisible sandwich

When someone has done a recreational substance that makes them move their jaw repeatedly as if eating a sandwich.

That dude has taken so much "X" that he looks like he's eating an invisible sandwich.

by Cracka Ass Cracka September 29, 2012

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S'mores Sandwich

Ingredients: bread, marshmallow creme, and nutella.
Step 1 toast bread.

Step 2 add marshmallow creme
Step 3 add nutella

Step 4 enjoy

I made a s'mores sandwich which made my taste buds creme themselves with joy!

by jshak43 December 4, 2013

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spunk sandwich

This being a sandwich that has been jizzed over and offered an unsuspecting victim. The recipient can be either sex, and someone who the donor secretly dislikes.

I got my revenge against Sandra by offering her a spunk sandwich, which she ate unwittingly. Inside my head, I bubbled with a mixture of pride and guilt, keeping this sordid fact to myself for the time being, yet surely to reveal to her at a later date.

by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004

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