Swag Swinger

One who ties their swag to a stick and whips it around in a circle-like fashion.

Joe just tied his swag to a stick and performed the "swag swinger" move. Unfortunately, people named Joe have no swag, and he looked like a fool with a stick.

by TheTStopper November 30, 2011

malinga swinger

The Malinga Swinger was created by the cricket bowler Lasith Malinga, in which the bowler swings his arm out very low to the side when released. It is very unorthodo, looks bad and is quite inaccurate, but it is very quick and powerful.

Guy 1: Did you see Oscar bowl?

Guy 2: yeah, it was a real Malinga Swinger

by yoyo513315 May 7, 2015

Meaty Swangers

Big ol' floppy tittays.

Look at that that broad over there with them big ol' meaty swangers!!

by TheAngryDrunk November 29, 2016

Shower-swinger

A person that uses all you shampoo/conditioner "accidentally" ripped the shower curtain and then uses about ten towels to dry themselves

"Sorry my bathrooms a wreck my roommates a shower-swinger"

by Mali656 December 1, 2017

stingers

A table tennis game consisting of a first to five point set. The loser has to take his shirt off and the winner gets free shots at his back adding up to the amount he/she won buy.

My back still stings from stingers last week, you f'd me up good.

by motza April 19, 2006

Softcore Swinger

This type of swinging doesn't involve any real sexual contact. Is usually limited to dancing, flirting, kissing, and light petting with people outside of their own relationship with neither partner getting jealous.

"I can't believe Dan isn't mad that Julie sat on my lap and kissed me!"

"Ahh don't worry about it, dude. They're softcore swingers, they both do this all the time. Just don't expect it to go any farther"

by Nas_tees May 9, 2010

Mexican Chair Swinger

The act of sitting on a chair covered in male ejaculatory excretions while chair is being hoisted up and down rythmicly (like the jewish barmitzvah tradition. It started by accident in mexico by the great philosopher Julioandro Sanchez (also accredited for the creation of the dirty sanchez).

Guy 1: Hey I just blew a huge load on that chair

Guy 2: My gfs coming over lets convince her to do the Mexican Chair Swinger

Guy 1: Ya thats a great idea. Theres enough ejaculate here to keep her stuck down.

by eeeeeeee-10 April 27, 2009