At least 5 hetero couples meet on the first Saturday of each month. Then, they gang bang until everyone has a raw dick and swollen vag. Some prep advice would be to lay down some tarps and buy a palet of bleach to clean up with. Also, if you have no spouse due to a recent murder/divorce, its best to screen and hire a hooker at least a week in advance. Make her blow you so she knows how to cuff the balls at least. Then you know she's a pro.
Man, last month's Suburban Saturday was awesome. Erin made my dong burn for 3 days, but I think Johnny was looking at me more than normal. I think he wants to tickle my taint next month. We may need to defriend him and Bridget and invite Jason and Elizabeth instead.
by Burban Blumkin April 12, 2011
Get the Suburban Saturdaymug. A recreational drug combination that consists of 2 different kinds of pharmaceutical drugs that are often interchanged with eachother. Drug users will often use this combo as the "downer" can counter some of the negative effects they may experience from the "upper" for a more pleasant high.
1 or more pharma grade "downer" such as...
• Benzodiazepines - Xanax, Klonopin, Valium
• Opioids / Opiates - Hydromorphone, Codeine, Morphine, Percocet
• Hypnotics - Ambien, Zopiclone, Lunesta (uncommon)
Mixed with 1 or more other pharma grade "upper" (with some exceptions)
• Amphetamines - Adderall, Vyvanse, Dexedrine
• Misc Stimulants - Methylphenidate, Large dose Caffeine, Cocaine
The name Suburban Speedball comes from the combo being popular for middle class & affluent drug users. Possibly due to pills being easy for wealthy people to obtain or a sense that the combo is more safe because it doesn't involve "hard" drugs like Heroin, Crack or Meth.
Ironically, Suburban Speedballs may be more dangerous than a traditional Speedball. Mixing pills, especially more than 2 can have a list of potential side effects & even side effects that have never been seen or known how to be effectivley treated when lots of different drugs are combined.
It's highly advised to avoid this combo, there can be fatal consequences easily if your not extremely knowledgeable about pharmacology & dosing. Users should always practice harm reduction if this is ever attempted.
1 or more pharma grade "downer" such as...
• Benzodiazepines - Xanax, Klonopin, Valium
• Opioids / Opiates - Hydromorphone, Codeine, Morphine, Percocet
• Hypnotics - Ambien, Zopiclone, Lunesta (uncommon)
Mixed with 1 or more other pharma grade "upper" (with some exceptions)
• Amphetamines - Adderall, Vyvanse, Dexedrine
• Misc Stimulants - Methylphenidate, Large dose Caffeine, Cocaine
The name Suburban Speedball comes from the combo being popular for middle class & affluent drug users. Possibly due to pills being easy for wealthy people to obtain or a sense that the combo is more safe because it doesn't involve "hard" drugs like Heroin, Crack or Meth.
Ironically, Suburban Speedballs may be more dangerous than a traditional Speedball. Mixing pills, especially more than 2 can have a list of potential side effects & even side effects that have never been seen or known how to be effectivley treated when lots of different drugs are combined.
It's highly advised to avoid this combo, there can be fatal consequences easily if your not extremely knowledgeable about pharmacology & dosing. Users should always practice harm reduction if this is ever attempted.
Zach - "Hey homie! I just got my Klonopin script and Jill hooked me up with a few of her adderall. Wanna come do a "Suburban Speedball" with me and come pop 2, 30mg addy XR, a 1mg Klonopin and smoke a blunt while we clean the entire house and maybe go shopping lol."
Sasha - "We are ruining our bodies, minds and personal live's... But yes come get me, we getting lit lol"
Zach - already here. Took adderall already. Hurry I'm boerd, we should steam clean every part of the car, *tweaker rants*
Sasha - "We are ruining our bodies, minds and personal live's... But yes come get me, we getting lit lol"
Zach - already here. Took adderall already. Hurry I'm boerd, we should steam clean every part of the car, *tweaker rants*
by Begotten April 20, 2022
Get the Suburban Speedballmug. by cookinginchucks February 3, 2015
Get the suburban-sexualmug. A suburbanite with delusions of being a wild-west frontiersman.
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spends $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of anti-union wing nut libertarianism.
* probably believes prosperity theology
* easily grifted by companies like black rifle coffee
* Puts on a pair of snakeskin boots and drives a brand new, sparkling ~$50k short-bed Ford to his middle management job at a major corporation.
* Calls himself a "country boy" but has never even done any form of manual labor and probably has girl hands.
* Listens to "country" (country pop bullshit about "beer, trucks and guns" which virtue signals conservative politics, not real country/bluegrass which is melancholic and mostly about being broke, sad, or shooting your cheating wife).
* Owns 20 guns but never actually goes shooting because he has to drive an hour to the nearest range - will never know the joy of shooting random shit from your front porch.
* Spends $30k on a wedding with a hot gold digging wife who will age horribly and harass supermarket cashiers in her free time.
* Emigrated from California to another state but trash talks Californians who emigrate to other states, thinks he's "one of the good ones" because he votes Republican. Believes other Californians are "spreading their politics everywhere" while destroying old town politics with his own strain of anti-union wing nut libertarianism.
* probably believes prosperity theology
* easily grifted by companies like black rifle coffee
The suburban cowboy, Johnwaynus imitatus, is easily identified by its Reagan/Bush '84 trucker cap. Do not approach under any circumstance or it may attempt unsolicited discussion of gas prices or q anon.
by Chuck Shiesty August 3, 2022
Get the Suburban Cowboymug. "Can I use the urban dictionary to look up a synonym for the word catastrophic?" "No, you're in between a city and a farm, and a dictionary is not used for synonyms. Use this Suburban Thesaurus."
by NittanyLionFan_:) December 7, 2020
Get the Suburban Thesaurusmug. a group of people on the net who help promoted bands if they get into street teams. if they do get into a street team they get a "swag" of promo goodies to give out to kids and people. Prizes are involved and you send in reports of what you've done.
by Margaret April 13, 2004
Get the suburban forcemug. a boredom of such extremes that you simply want to punch yourself to make things more interesting. like being in the suburbs
by suburban boredom March 14, 2009
Get the suburban boredommug.