Twat Squat

1.The female version of the male process of "Tea-baggin'".

2. When a female rests her genitalia on a part of another person's body (i.e. forehead)

"I woke up this morning with a wet forehead because my girlfriend twat squat me."

"'Why is your face wet?' 'I got twat squat on...'"

by RomeoRedhead July 27, 2009

cop a squat

Sit down; take a chair.

Cop a squat and tell me about it.

by Cliff Morris January 3, 2004

First Squat

The first time a toilet is used in the sitting position after being cleaned.

I love when I am the first person at work and I can go get first squat on my favorite toilet!

I hate taking a dump at an airport, you can never get first squat.

by triplethreatASC February 27, 2015

squat of the lion

Fetal Position, in a bathtub, with the opposite sex with hairy genitals. Mostly for the homo community.

"Dear Lord, I was so wasted last night I found myself doing the squat of the lion with Molly! And I'm not even a dyke"

by SBETH,AGRACE,TNEIL June 16, 2009

Squat Squad

The group of the YouTuber TheMeatHeadGames. Including MeatHead (Noah), CG29007 (Connor), Frostynipz14 (Logan or Rogan), Bomberman225 (George), James, Yovani, and more.

Bro did you see the new Squat Squad video

by MeatHeadGamesFan September 6, 2018

muffin squat

When a woman "Teabags"

Woman defeats someone, Positions herself over their face and Squats. "Muffin Squat"

by Tim Rambo January 4, 2014

Clam Squat

The girl version of tea bagging someone. Used a practical joke or prank, when performed on someone who is asleep, or as a sexual act.

"omg, Rob just passed out, dare you to clam squat him"

"Dude, this girl totally clam squatted me last night"

by Hanwellington March 21, 2017