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Wipe Squash

When you’re in Wisconsin and you don’t wipe your butt efficiently, it results in an epic squash on your undies.
Hey, Marke! I noticed you had a wipe squash when you walked away.
by DonPitote May 16, 2019
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squash dome

Large cranium with thin whispy top hair enhancing a full forehead view for onlookers (five head if you will). Some who carry this squashdome with pride may exhibit dad like isms and sport an iconic mustache in family photos. This is so kids will forever have “that lovable father” image. Squashdomes also tend to drive teslas, sip pumpkin spice in the fall, and wear hawaiian shirts when doing daily activitiea
by Teflonn September 21, 2019
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squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.
MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.
by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017
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squashed grape

A squashed testicle that thinks they are something special but they are just a smelly squashed testicle
by Squiglebob May 10, 2016
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Washing Squash

The act of giving a hand job, either to ones self or to another, for pleasure.
"Where is Bobby?" "I don't know, I think he's in his bedroom washing squash."
by RogerMoore'sUncle January 6, 2017
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moon squash

Chilling at night, passing the time.

Homicidal moon tendencies
"What are you up to"

"I'm just moon squashing, you?"
by PSB2017 January 29, 2017
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squash flopper

One who shits down his pants leg while walkin' downtown.
Here comes Mr. Squash Flopper again!
by Bitch Whistle February 23, 2011
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