Spam

Derogatory term for female genitalia. Derived from tinned 'spiced ham' to suggest unruly, meaty and somewhat fatty quality of labia lips. Originally coined in WWII, when American GI's in London first encountered a combination of British canned meat products and loose women. Connotes a certain cheapness and availability, as in 'Show us your Spam!'.

Samantha undid her stockings and hiked her panties to give him a good look. 'Wow,' Chuck gasped, 'that's a helluva load a Spam you've got there!'

by texadorno February 12, 2013

spam

This.

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This word is also used to describe a meat that tastes somewhat good, but only God knows what's actually in it.

by some guy from Hell September 1, 2009

Spam

Stuff Posing As Meat (You can replace the word stuff with s*** if you're into that sort of thing)

"I'm hungry lets make dinner"
"There's no food in this house"
"Well we have a couple of cans of spam in the cabinet"
"There's no food in this house"
"Didn't you hear me we have sp.."
"...WE HAVE NO FOOD!"
"Let's eat out then"
"Olive Garden?"
"Olive Garden"

by HadSpamforTheFirsttime August 24, 2009

spamming

When you use multiples of a character in chat, multiple punctuation etc. Repeating the entire lyrics of a song or flooding chat with random characters.

Often times spamming leads to trolling and flaming.

1337 speak is often times comsidered spamming, but is in reality just plain dumb.

Spamming is: Can I have some meat plz????????????????????????

by DOUbleJESus October 26, 2005

spam

it's when you constantly rape someone

24/7 spam

by cool A October 22, 2019

spam

That fucked up canned meat, nobody knows what it's made of. I'll tell you :
SPERM and HAM

Melvin went to a Hawiian place and ordered SPAM, so the guy blew a wod in his ham sandwich, and charged him $6.75.

by 38 Caliber Kimo April 7, 2003

spam

The sole reason that I get out of bed, attend a job that is so unsatisfying that i can barely make it through a working day without fashioning a weapon, Macgyver style, to slaughter the many fools that i have to speak to on a daily basis.

Spam - "...allowed anywhere on company property." She is saying, "This policy does not just apply to cigarettes but also to cigars, pipes, roll-ups and anything else that can be smoked... Any Questions?"

I Raise my hand.

"What about Haddock?"

Silence.

Somebody smirks.

I elaborate.

"...Or even Ham, you can smoke that...Is Ham banned from the premises too?"

by Burtmianus August 9, 2007