Slow-dance

When you walk into someone on the sidewalk or in the hallway and when you try to get past, they go in the same direction as you. Named because it looks as if the two people are dancing together.
I'm sorry I'm late, but I was caught slow-dancing with some loser in the hallway.

Nothing is more annoying than having to slow-dance with some random guy when you're in a hurry.
by O Remus January 27, 2011
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Slow Randy

When you jerk off before, during, and after a shower; along with jerking off during the shower when you go back to clean off the cum from the after-shower jerk.
Ken: "Dude my slow randy lasted three hours today!"
Me: "Bro what the fuck is a slow randy?"
by Dog Ross March 21, 2023
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Slow Karl

When your staff is working too slowly and you fill a tube sock with shit and slap them across the face with it.
Pierre was taking his sweet ass time wrapping up his documentation so David hit him with a Slow Karl.
by bossy boss October 23, 2006
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Slow Hand

Derived from a song by the Pointer Sisters and Conway Twitty.. meaning To be patient with and give sexual pleasure.. Mostly referring to men
In essence the opposite of "Wham bam thank you ma'am"
"I want a man with a slow hand, I want a lover with an easy touch"
by Chanel B. August 03, 2008
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slow cosby

Butters: "At first I was supposed to give her the hot cosby, so our species could coexist. But I fell for that Canadian woman and decided to go with a slow cosby instead."
by FartWaffles September 24, 2015
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Slow bone

Make love. To bone ( to have sex ) slow with grt loving tender care. Long slow deep pumps. Sex that lasts longer than 20 min.
I never give my girl a quickie. I always slow bone that kitty.
by pradowhite72 May 29, 2015
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