shipless

two people that will never meet because the closer one comes the more the other retreats. making for a fun life-long game with zero results, zero reality, zero responsibility. Yay!

"hey, Phil! Its Judy. Wanna meet for lunch?"
either no reply or "excuse me, who are you?"

"Baby, i'll care for you, i'll provide for you, i'd even wipe your wrinkled ass when we're old"
"You're scaring me, you wanna cage me in?"

"Phil said he would never ask Judy out"
"Thats funny coz Judy said the same thing about Phil"
"God they're so shipless"

by Krkič August 12, 2019

Shirley Kuligha

Cheeky, short and adorable. Doesn't look twice at boys. Loves sports and her bed.

Shirley Kuligha? I like her but she sees nth in me

by Annielou289 September 23, 2020

swiftly butt shirley

Having anal sex, with a cherry flavored condom (refering to the Shirley Temple drink).

"Me and Lisa did it swiftly butt shirley style last night, and I have to say that put some animal crackers in my soup!"

by Patchey December 16, 2008

Shirley Temple

To make a shirley temple, begin by cutting the stem off a strawberry and insert it into the vaginal canal. Top the drink with whipped cream. Proceed to enjoy your beverage by finding and rescuing said strawberry with your tongue.

Deshawn: Yo dawg I was with this chick last night and we was gettin bougey know what I'm sayin
Tyrone: yeaaaahhh man did you give her the shirley temple?
Deshawn: Yessirr

by Jordoyoyo January 29, 2021

Shirley Temple

When a person both shits and pisses their pants at the same time or in the same period of time.

Man dude i was so wasted last night i feel like im gonna Shirley Temple all over the place.

That bathroom is nasty someone must've Shirley Templed

by tjo992 August 27, 2009

shirley temple

the act of a golden shower, while the girl is having her period

I was surprised but pleased when Sara gave me a Shirley temple last night

by Thedonald420 December 19, 2010

Shirley Temple

The Shirley Temple is when you take a can of whip cream and squirt it up a girls vagina. When you have put as much whip cream up there as you can put some cherries and sprinkles up there too. For the ultimate orgasm slide a banana up her pussy. Then you eat the girl out making sure to lick her vaginal tube completely clean. If you cant stretch your tongue that far then make her squat over your face so that it will all drip into your mouth.

Lee: Can we please Shirley Temple? I am super hungry and bored.

Pat: Absolutely! Let me stretch so that I can be prepared to squat

by woner 24/7 June 12, 2011