by mrs_awesome May 21, 2009
the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position
by jlcmemner1234 October 07, 2011
The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.
Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!
by obe_ November 26, 2011
by Billycheesestick March 11, 2017
Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.
Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.
Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.
Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.
Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.
Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
by Vepa H March 16, 2013
That one friend who oversees the group intake of drugs, and makes sure everyone keeps apexing their high.
James: Oh wow, I'm starting to come down a bit you know.
Taylor: You won't be saying that in a minute when Pill Sergeant Jack makes his rounds.
Taylor: You won't be saying that in a minute when Pill Sergeant Jack makes his rounds.
by QueenJamaal May 30, 2020
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