scruffly

Adjective- to have very unkept hair that grows in a haphazard fashion.

"My name is Jake Postema and I have a scruffly beard"

by Joke Pastema May 24, 2008

scruntington

An utter twat, usually going out with an attractive girl

Shes going out with Scruntington

by Fo' Shizzo November 24, 2004

Scruff Puff

A vagina that’s growing hair back in and is scruffy, rough and stubbley.

I was eating out her scruff puff last night and my cheeks and nose are all scratched and chaffed.

Her scruff puff really wore a sore spot on my abdomen last night.

You need to smooth out your scruff puff.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

scrumtrulucent

Coined by none other than WILL FERRELL on a skit where he was playing james lipton or someone and he was interviewing someone. the whole thing went something like this; "your preformance in ----- was spectacular...no... breathtaking...no... infact there is no existing word yet to accurately describe the glory of your preformance so i shall create one and that word is... scrumtrulucent." i'm not sure on the spelling and i recall it being prenounced like "skrum-true-less-ent" but this guy had a close definition so whatever.

the feeling of ejactulating in a girls anus as she squirms is scrumtulucent, being that no other word accuratly grasps the sensation or greatness.

by synasthetic February 25, 2005

Scruff crums

Scruff Crums appear in the scruff of a bearded man (or manly woman). They appear in cases of men eating crumbly food, in which case the crums fall into the beard. The beard being a warm and delicate area on the male body, the food stays moist and preserved. And can be edible for months after it had fallen into the scruff. In the case of beverages, beer and milk can also appear in the scruff and will marinate and season the crums.

In which case a feast is upon us.

man1: "man im so hungry"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"

by Chumscruff October 19, 2009

scruff

verb

Browsing the Scruff app (iPhone & Android) for sexy gay men, bears, hunks, chasers in your neihbourhood and around the world.

Scruff is an unique and growing global community and the largest social gay app that intertwines iPhone and Android users.

When I arrived at Berlin, I checked in at Alexanderplatz and spent the whole afternoon scruffing to find someone who could show me the city.

by BEARserker January 23, 2011

scruffing

Scruffing is a sexual fetish and is generally practiced between two men. Scruffing is most commonly performed as a somewhat sado-masochistic forplay act and is usually coupled with fellatio. Though it first made it's appearance in the gay BDSM, leather, and bathhouse scenes it has begun growing in popularity in recent years. The act is performed by one partner stretching the scrotum of the reciever and using their chin stubble to "Scruff" the recievers scrotum. This causes a variable reaction dependant upon the disposition of the recieving partner. Prolonged scruffing can lead to discomfort and chaffing. Though this is primarily a homosexual act it can be performed man to woman though with the hightened sensitivity of the labia and clitoris it is not as common.

See definition. The scruffing procedure usually follows an up and down motion as if the performing partner is nodding yes.

by Chumborg September 30, 2006