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Hobosexual

A man or woman of any sexual/affectional persuasion or preference who is rated as a disappointment within the realm of surrendering to the exigencies of physical love; a Bum fuck
"I thought that Darlene was as pretty as a bowl of tits," Sydney said, "but when we slipped between the sheets and finally got down to it, she turned out to be a hobosexual."

"Wassathat?" Tommy barked.

"A bum fuck!"
by Twathenge May 5, 2006
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Someone who is a very bad sex partner. Sucking, and not in a good way.
Man: Your honor, I want a divorce, my wife is a hobosexual.

Judge: What are you talking about?

Man: She's a bum lay.
by OldJester December 22, 2008
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Hobosexual

A homeless man who is so desperate for love and attention he turns to another homeless man for the lovin that he craves from a woman
I saw two hobosexuals fighting over a hamburger and then promptly make out afterwards
by Kosh Jeller August 4, 2017
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Pronunciation: \ˈhō-(ˌ)bō-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\

Function: adjective

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward those who have no home or permanent place of residence

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with those who have no home or permanent place of residence
Did you hear the news about Britney Spears? She's given up on successful men and is now a hobosexual.
by Scottsdale81 January 20, 2009
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When one is sexually attracted to homeless men and/or women. A word made up entirely by a sixteen year old girl named Molly, who is, herself, a hobosexual.
You: Heeeey, man, I seen a hobo lyin' on the streets yesterday, gettin' banged by some nasty lookin' chick.
Me: Yeah, that was me.
You: Ew, why'd you fuck a hobo?
Me: Duh, I'm hobosexual.
by Maiqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 25, 2008
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A gay dude with a cold.
"Yeah, it's true. I'm -achoo- a hobosexual."
by Lenses January 3, 2008
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One who becomes only aroused by the presence of a hobo. Can be either a woman or man, but can only be sexually attracted to a Hobo. Even if the Hobo is one dirty motherfucker, is missing a leg, and has scabies, a Hobosexual will still become aroused.
"Hey, Jim just came out of the trash can."
"You mean he's a Hobosexual now?"
"Yes, what a fucking weirdo"
by Brad Pitt September 12, 2008
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