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rubbing bacon

Rubbing bacon... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"
by banquo_lives January 11, 2009
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Emo rubbing

The act of having kinky sexual encounters with an above average male (7.5+ inches). The sex is rough, painful but yet very pleasurable for the female & male. Emo rubbing involves ripping clothes off, biting, clawing, hair pulling, scratches, wrestling around, and throwing each other against the wall. The male is often considered the emo rubber.
Hey bro, why are you and your girlfriend covered in bruises?" "We just got finished emo rubbing.
by JackYoSmith. September 1, 2010
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knee rubbing

The act of trying to massage another man's dick while across the table from him but coming short and caressing his leg.
Guy 1: dude! Stop knee rubbing me!

Guy 2: bro, I'm only trying to massage your dick. C'mon
by Drakeisacumguzzler July 13, 2016
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rubbing the elf

ann likes to play with herself
she likes frigging the clit, she likes rubbing the elf
she don't need a man they don't understand
all she needs is her right hand
by Stanley Spedowski May 27, 2006
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Robbinsville

A place in NJ that nobody has heard of. Black people act white and white people act black, the sports suck, no one has fun, your a badass if you ding song ditch someone and a super bad-ass if you have a sip of alcohol. You'd think it wouldn't be like this considering its so close to Trenton.
Robbinsville is dumb
by THeeee October 17, 2013
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Rubbing Tacos

Whe two lesbos lock legs together and pound pussies.
by buttsex! January 30, 2004
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Rubbing Your Dick On Me

A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.
"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."
by Kurt E Wagner June 19, 2008
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