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Are you serious right now?

Ishowspeeds slogan, wtf are you doing? stop searching up random things by a racist monkey and go to church you mafaker
*About to win* Ishowspeed: OMG YES YES COME OWN IM SO CLOSE *dies* ishowspeed: ... * huge inhale* Ishowspeed: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAAHAHAHAHAAAHHHHH NOUUUUUU :((((( >:((( *punches moniter* *moniter falls on his head* bro are you serious right now?
by The Undernot July 31, 2023
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poophard right now

When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
Dave: “Yoo poop hard right now”
Jake: “I don’t care Dave please leave me alone
Dave: “Haha just kidding.... unless...?”

Dave took a FAT SHIT thus making him say, “poophard right now” When you or a person defecates and said material is as hard as a rock.
by CigBock556 February 8, 2020
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Don't be a hafsa right now

Someone who throws tantrums and stomps when things don't go there way. A desi Karen.
Don't be a hafsa right now.
by Mn44 December 16, 2023
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Bandz Right Now

A phrase that expresses the urgent pursuit of money, with the belief and confidence that you're going to secure it immediately, manifesting wealth with determination.
"I'm grinding hard, gotta get these bandz right now, ain't no time to waste!"
by DoowMatt February 2, 2025
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shush right now

shush right now is bad word, dont use
user: helo
other user: :shushing_face: shut shush right now
by gorilafaimoasa February 12, 2021
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in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.
-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.
by Architect of Destruction October 2, 2012
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I’m so Brayden right now

“Bro i’m so Brayden right now bro”

“Dude me too
by starrloverr November 27, 2022
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