Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.

A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.

by definitely_not_sober August 29, 2021

Riwurd Reeves

An amazing singer/songwriter who can really play the piano. He has a large vocal range. He's very hot. Can cause post concert depression!

Omg i went to Riwurd Reeves concert, I'm obsessed

by Ed Ris February 14, 2021

Keanu reeves

My dad

Guy: Did you see keanu reeves yesterday?

Me: yea, he’s my dad

by Bert1muspr1me1 December 13, 2019

Mr. Reeves

The most racist, hates all religions except Christianity, is a pedophile, and is the dumbest teacher at my school.

Mr. Reeves is a brat.. he called a Muslim puppet his “terrorist friend” :(

by kingstonstone November 22, 2022

Nick reeves

A 5,9 boy who can’t squat more then Dewboy and can’t bench more then Alex Pena. He is a twink.

Nick reeves can’t lift a gallon of milk.

by Cuevas 2 March 22, 2020

Willow Reeves

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, and funny girl in the entire world.

Corey:"Man I can't believe I'm dating Willow Reeves!"

by Dabaum December 19, 2016

Reeves Machine

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.

Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"

by Lord Toker April 2, 2023