clean report

Groomed and cleaned down below for one's partner, sexual etiquette of presenting your best (ie. trimmed/shaved and washed in preparation for sex)

- I have a clean report for you
- I am looking forward to a review and inspection

by hazelnutbiscotti May 19, 2018

Beverage Report

A detailed description of last night's alcohol intake.

person 1: oi mate how drunk did you get last night?
Person 2: ah well I'll give you the beverage report.

by alf dent April 15, 2013

report cardophobia

It is the fear of report cards. Usually present in Asians , Africans, and Europeans but is not present at all in Americans because they don't give a single fuck. But when it comes to middle East it is extreme that some might even die when hearing the sentence "Report cards are being given today"

Mohammad wael:Yo , Zeyad and nabiel almost died today
Ayman ahmed: Huh, why tho?
Mohammad wael: Eh , report cardophobia

by PeanutInANutshell November 21, 2019

Revenge Report

Reporting someone after you got into trouble to make yourself seem less bad

“We did not like it when you were mean”

“But Sarah was mean also.”

“Did you just try to Revenge Report?”

by symsol February 24, 2023

report rape

i need help, i don’t have a stupid definition for this shit. please, i need to shout but i don’t know what to say or who to say this to. help me

kurushii: please help me report rape
some random fag: *scrolls*

by Anthropoid.Ape on instagram November 27, 2020

BBC Reporters

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You fucking idiot! Look at how stupid you look you dumb son of a bitch! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Hym "Ha! Hahahahaha! You've seen more hateful posts, have you? What constitutes a 'hateful post' to you? Is it just anything critical of anyone or any class of people who aren't currently being culturally demonized? Anything critical of any of the 'protected classes' is 'hateful?' What's with these BBC reporters getting made to look like a bunch of retards?"

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023

bug report

When you are using some software, and something goes wrong, it is good form to submit a Bug Report to the software developers so they can fix the problem.

The form I was filling out wouldn't let me use alpha characters in the Drivers License field, so I submitted a Bug Report.

by Ozzie321 February 20, 2019