When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.
Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.
by Mandu Bell March 29, 2007
Get the raccoon sexmug. When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.
by Erica Stratton January 22, 2008
Get the raccoon eyesmug. When a drunk chick agrees to anal sex, but he accidentally slams it too hard in her ass and she runs away screaming.
by WalterWhitesPhD July 28, 2017
Get the screaming raccoonmug. He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes
by CoonCommander April 11, 2019
Get the Raccoon Jeezusmug. The act of putting chili powder on one’s dirty asshole and having someone lick it off like a raccoon scrounging for food
by Dudewtfthoughts May 4, 2021
Get the Spicy Raccoonmug. A Person suffering from raccoon syndrom has rings under and around the eyes that makes them look like they haven't slept in weeks.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.
Random Person: Is Marvin okay? He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!
Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!
Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!
by konnie&dolia December 5, 2018
Get the raccoon syndrommug. Someone that misses most if not all of the morning, and wake up in or close to the afternoon. They like to get into the swing of things after the noisy hustle and bustle of the mornings. Jumping into action well after the early birds. Afternoon Raccoons also love to sleep. This person doesn't consider themselves an early bird or a night owl. But they can choose to be more that one. For example, they feel like an afternoon raccoon and a night owl.
by Sleeps with rose petals August 2, 2017
Get the Afternoon Raccoonmug.