Ham Rash

When your having sex doggy style, and the rubbing of sweaty hairy legs creates a rash.

He was cute, but he gave her ham rash.

by Mcwhit April 23, 2021

Johnny Rash

When you’re on the beach too long in wet bathing suit that rubs against your skin and causes you to develop a rash. Native to the southern jersey shore. Vive la resistance.

“Damn I got Johnny Rash (aKa JR) again from getting drunk with the circ on the beach and sitting in my wet bathing suit”

by Trent R. Glass July 17, 2021

Raspberry Fanny Rash

When your fanny gets a rash this is called a fanny rash. however if this rash is extremely red or purple it is called a raspberry fanny rash. if your fanny looks anything like someone has smeered raspberrys all over it, it is also a raspberry fanny rash. However this does not apply if you have literally smeered raspberrys over your fanny. a raspberry fany rash is only caused by nature.

Steph Freil said "woah! why is my fanny so red and rashy?"
"i dont know" said lucy and luke. "you must have a raspberry fanny rash!"
"oh no" cried steph!
"fanny rash fanny rash steph has a fanny rash." we all shouted!

by stephhasafannyrash June 14, 2010

Mexican Road Rash

Clusters of skin tags or moles on an overweight Hispanic's neck, usually the skin is darker than the rest of the body.

You see that gorda's neck? She got that Mexican road rash bad

by Miguel Sanitarium December 13, 2020

gentleman's rash

The painful areas of skin at the top of your inner leg, arse cheeks and scrotum which develop after working a busy shift in a warm environment: chefs arse

Diner: Excuse me waiter are you having trouble walking?
Waiter: Piss off, I've done a 14 hour shift and my gentleman's rash is killing me!

by Rellie August 3, 2007

Choad Rash

The rash that forms on the choadal region caused from the constant slapping and rubbing of sweaty balls.

Bruce gave Elton Choad Rash from the hour long ass pounding in the sauna.

by Tainted Choad September 8, 2007

nipple rash

what happens from either:
1. too much nipple sucking/fondling during sexy time
or
2. shreddin' all day and in most cases on a surfboard that has sand rubbed in with the wax, thus making your nips chapped and rough like a dry twat. this fucking hurts, you fucking mung scooper.

chester- "dude, I've got nipple rash off the yang"

fucking jeffrey-"your a faggot, man, has ann been sucking your nipples again? I told you it's the other way around, you're supposed to suck hers"

chester-"no dude, not this time, I surfed all day today and my nips are bloody like your moms vagina at the end of the month"

by K-slizzle April 2, 2009