Road rash

Skin abrasions from sliding on the pavement after a cycle accident.

I got a bad case of road rash in that particular crash.

by Capt Beef July 29, 2003

Beetle-Rash

An extremely rare skin rash you can only get from violating a dead body that appears on your face, red and in the shape of a Glasgow smile. This is only contagious via transferring sweat or fluids via sex with said individual.

This chick I worked with went to Vegas for the weekend and hooked up with this stripper and totally got beetle-rash. Turns out he worked as a mortician during the day and moonlighted as a stripper and forgot to shower that day, eek!

by Pvt.joekerr* September 30, 2011

Cunt-rash

A red dotted rash that appears around the vaginal area of a woman as a result of obeseity. Sometimes causing bleeding and also known to create a horridly smelling scent from a cheese like discharge from the rash. Not a very good thing to have when indulging in oral sex, especially if you are the giver to that who has the Cunt-rash.

'I went to go down on the obese mail-order, only to find she had an enormous cunt-rash that was spewing out cheese.'

by Penis Butter August 11, 2006

shrimp rash

The splotchy red skin texture developed by white people in response to prolonged sun exposure. See also: melanin, wet dog smell.

Damn, check them shrimp rashin' fools playing volleyball!

by Jorge Aviles June 22, 2006

rubber rash

when you masturbate so many times your cock gets hot and begins to smell like burning rubber.

father- what happened to all my Bengay?
son- o sorry pops i needed it cool my rubber rash
father-

by rawdogkilla November 7, 2013

Wife Rash

Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.

Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.

Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."

by Incognito Ally July 2, 2020

Fart Rash

When you fart so hard, the pressure peels of your butt skin and leaves a skin rash.

Omg, I had Mexican food yesterday and caught myself a severe case of Fart Rash while slipping one out.

by tomatkaster October 26, 2021