raccoon sex

When a man finishes copulating with a woman, he punches her in both eyes, thus giving her two black eyes, like a raccoon. Thereupon exiting her domicile, the man proceeds to knock over her trash receptacle.

Linda was quite embarrassed to find that she had been a victim of Tom's notorious "raccoon sex" routine, and clumsily picked up the Cheetos wrappers strewn across her kitchen floor.

by Mandu Bell March 29, 2007

raccoon eyes

When you cry in the bathroom and then look in the mirror to discover your mascara has run down your face.

Sarah: I'm over Jamie breaking up with me...
Jessie: Then why you got raccoon eyes?

by Erica Stratton January 22, 2008

Urban Raccoon

A person looking through a grocery store's throw away for bruised fruits/veggies, or just overdue foods.

Ever since Trader Joe's came to Atlantic Avenue, there have been a lot more urban raccoons popping up.

by toebutt April 20, 2011

Raccoon Jeezus

He died in a trash can only to be resurrected days later he commands all Raccoons and has unlimited n word passes

You going to coon church this weekend? “Hell yeah gotta praise my boy Raccoon Jeezus.”

by CoonCommander April 11, 2019

Raging Raccoon

a steroid monkey searching his gym bag like a raccoon rummaging through garbage, desperately trying to find his steroids.

Did you see how big Donald is? What a raging raccoon!

He went raging raccoon in the locker room yesterday!

by SultrySloth April 22, 2019

Raccoon playhouse

The act of applying vast amounts of anal stretching cream to your rectum and allowing multiple raccoons climb inside

That strange old guy from next door was creating a raccoon playhouse in his backyard

by BootyHoleBandit69 January 2, 2023

raccoon syndrom

A Person suffering from raccoon syndrom has rings under and around the eyes that makes them look like they haven't slept in weeks.
The extraordinary eye rings make the person look like a raccoon.

Random Person: Is Marvin okay? He looks like he hasn't slept in weeks!

Donnie: No hes alright. His girlfriend broke up with him and now he can't sleep any more you really wanna ignore him.
That poor raccoon syndrom motherfucker. And ey, his name is NOT Marvin!

by konnie&dolia December 5, 2018