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Provenzano

Dave Provenzano. A greasy pseudo-gino living in a pimp-fantasy land with a stench similar to that of a wet dog. He is either an idiot, or his motor functions were impaired by a blow to the head, because he can't seem to stop dancing when techno music starts playing. He also has trouble keeping his shirt, and sometimes his pants, on. Especially when girls are around. Constantly refers to people as "Bros" or "Broman". Cries when he is drunk. Has a chicken wing fetish.
Ryan - "Put your damn shirt on, and stop getting wing sauce all over yourself."
Dave (starts dancing and clapping while eating a chicken wing) - "I'm a pimp bros"
by OTL November 8, 2004
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The Provinces

/thee praw-vinse-es/
(proper noun)

An alternate, more informal term for Canada. Derived from the much more common "the States", which is often used to refer to the United States of America
"Hey George, where are ya from?"
"Back in the Provinces in Windsor."
by Joe™ August 1, 2017
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Profin

The act of being profound or utterly awesome.
I be profin', holla.
by Yuliy April 12, 2010
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Provious

Pretty easily understood. Combination of the words pretty and obvious.
It also a word used by someone who likes to be right all the time and doesn't know the answer to a yes/no question. Combination of probably and obviously.
It's provious that he is going to McDonalds.
by K.A.I November 12, 2014
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pravin?

Pravin? is looking real sus lately. He always come home late.
by Ixhent October 19, 2021
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Butt Probing

Someone who takes a strong liking to inserting randoms objects up peoples assholes to probe areas of the intestine and colon not yet studied by doctors and air port security guards.
When I asked Kristen what she was going to get her degree in at Auburn, she told me butt probing. When I asked her why she said it was because she liked taking household objects and ramming them into people's assholes.
by Static1432 November 12, 2009
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good providence

A term used to say "good luck and good life." Used at the end of a conversation as a way to say goodbye. Usually the term is reserved for someone who is doing particularly noble but dangerous work.
A: "Well I've started a new clinic and have to be going now."
B: "Wow, you've opened a new clinic. Ok, Good Providence."
A: "Thank you!"
by flashburn November 20, 2007
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