Protein Baby

A protein baby is when a gymrat overloads on a protein shake and as a result their stomach expands.

Kyle chugged a whole protein shake and now he’s got a protein baby!

by Rancid gym cunt September 29, 2021

proteinaceous

Thick af. Thicc with at least four cs, and perhaps a q.

Damn girl, that booty be looking proteinaceous af.

by Princess Protection Program December 12, 2021

Protein retention scheme

The act of consuming one's own semen to retain the proteins within it.

Person 1: Hey bro how do you get so much protein?
Person 2: I use the protein retention scheme

by SexFuelledManiacUwU January 5, 2023

protein pills

Regarding to how artificial, empty, and emotionless the modern world is.

Something plain and boring. Often redundant.

“School lunch is like eating protein pills!”

by HunkerTV October 9, 2023

The Protein Foot Sandwich

The act of grabbing a girls foot when having sex, wrapping it in lettuce, and eating the lettuce and sucking on the sole and toes of the foot.

Friend 1: Yo what did you eat last night?
Friend 2: I had some Ass and The Protein Foot Sandwich
Friend 1: Fuck off

by Naijeru May 11, 2018

Protricity

hates you. and your children. and fruityloops users.

<Protricity> FL is n00b shit

by ANONYMOUS January 5, 2003

protein stains

stains caused by ejaculation

i went to a hotel and there were protein stains on the sheets... disgusting

by mr happy January 5, 2004