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Procrascination

The act of running away from revision or an important deadline by becoming passionately interested in something which would normally be boring. Usually induced by a combination of stress and the internet.
"I shouldn't have gone on Wikipedia - I got a procrascination for the moons of Jupiter and now I've got to write fifteen thousand words on the Spanish civil war by tomorrow."

"I failed my degree because I developed a procrascination for finding the optimal way to use the golden mushroom in Mario Kart 64."
by Autonova April 25, 2010
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Procrastination

Person 1: "so finished your english homework"
Person 2: "nup"
Person 1: "so what are you doing"
Person 2: "procrastinating..."
Person 1: "same..."
Person 2: "what would we do without procrastination"
Person 1: "Anything"
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I think i've typed more on Facebook chat than i did my last research paper. (procrastination)
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productive procrastination

A form of procrastination in which you refrain from doing other work by productively wasting time on only a part of the work you are already doing.

In other words, you are procrastinating by doing work while doing virtually no work.
Boy: What are you doing?
Girl: I have just spent the last hour making my math homework look pretty and neat instead of doing my English homework.
Boy: Wow, at least you're working on something.
Girl: That's productive procrastination for ya.
by AmyRamen September 9, 2009
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procrastination is like masturbation it feels good when you do it but later figure out that you just fucked yourself...
I used procrastination to skip studying for a test that i have in 2 hours to party with my friends.
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Things i have done while procrastinating

1. Taken really good shits (when i felt like it)
2. Fucked many hot women (while sleeping)
3. Learned that Cattle are the only animal that pees backwards (From some obscure website)
4.Blown many a load
5. Pwned many a n00b in C&C Generals
6. Learned Stairway to Heaven (plus solo)
7. Eaten many a hot pockets
8. Listened to Hotel California over and over and over.....
What great things we have accomplished from procrastination
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Productive Procrastination

Rationalizing your procrastination by doing something else productive.
Wil: "Have you finished that drawing for class yet?"
Amy: "No, I'm too busy doing the dishes."
Wil: "That's such productive procrastination and you know it."
by AKM178 February 22, 2011
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