Primordial Soup

Primordial Soup is the mixture of pussy, ass, spit and sweat, to taste. Can be drank as a liquid, whipped into a frothy consistency and slurped, or even eaten thick. Add tap juice as needed.
Add jizz to the mix and you have the recipe for life.

I slurped up Heather's Primordial Soup because it is delicious and nutritious.

After describing the term primordial soup to Heather, she replied.
"That's not food.
"BUT it is." I confidently declared before continuing my closing arguments.
"In that it is both delicious and nutritious."
"It's not nutritious, is it?" She interrupted, quizzically she asked.
"Oh, but it is; In that it is the fountain of youth." I answered in my peculiar way.
"Please mum, may I have some more."
I finished.

by BlackDog_88 August 9, 2021

primoa

1.a word used to make fun of stupid white boys who "adopt" cousins and then ask what cousin is in persianeese. whatever the hell that is.

2. homosexual ducks

1.Sophia is Nicks primoa.

2. Look at those fruity primoas.

by Leila and Sophia April 12, 2007

El Primo

Most of the times El Primo is the most gay person you will every find. He most of the times is always jewish and is always retarded. He looks like a more lesbian Ellen DeGeneres mixed with a fish that has anorexia.

"Oh My God! Stop being like El Primo! That gay fish bitch..."

by I am a Sex Offender January 26, 2018

Primadonkey

A jackass who is completely full of themselves and think they are supremely gifted at what they do when they aren't.

That primadonkey thinks he's indispensable to the company, little does he know he's about to be fired for being a high maintenance, clueless idiot.

by SomebodyNew July 13, 2012

Primordial.dev

THE GOOFIEST CSGO CHEAT THERE IS

MY NIGGA EDWIN ON PRIMORDIAL.DEV WITH NULIFY.LUA

by CSGOHVHLEGENDPROVBUX May 23, 2022

primo

a fat ass blunt with a little bit of cocaine in it = a great high.

Guy 1- Yo dawg what you rollin?
guy 2- ahh man im twistin up a primo dog, its gunna be great, yo man pass da coke and weed this way.

by Juicey juicey juice May 23, 2008

El Primo

El Primo is a Rare Brawler in brawl stars who attacks with his fists, doing major damage to enemies that he is able to get close enough to. El Primo also has very high health, allowing him to withstand a lot of damage. With his Super, he can jump a long distance and crash down on opponents, dealing damage.

He is not OP pepole!

Watch this piper try to snipe a Spike... WAIT A MINUTE BOIIS EL PRIMO IS CHASING HER DOWN!

RKO!

by Udderate Madness February 22, 2019