Premature Edeathulation

To cause death before the ideal moment. Like premature ejaculation, but with murder.

Guy: "man, you shoulda waited till he finished digging his grave before killing him! Now we gotta finish it ourselves"
Other guy: "I know man, I just got so excited I killed him too soon"
Guy: "premature edeathulation"

by PreownedQuasar October 13, 2019

Premature Textjaculation

Sending a text before typing anything into the message due to distraction, excitement, dangerous texting speeds, or a faulty phone.

"My boyfriend has premature textjaculation"
"What do you mean?"
"Every time we're getting real edgy he sends off texts with nothing in them."

by Roflcopter321 April 17, 2010

Premature Recaffeination

A condition in which a person fills their coffee cup from a pot which is still in the process of brewing, thereby causing the remainder of the coffee to become too weak for human consumption.

"Hey you want some coffee?"

"Nah, Chris has been doing some premature recaffeination from it."

by Moops June 15, 2012

Premature Communication

To accidently press the send button and, send a text message in mid-sentence.

Person 1: Hey let's get toget........SEND.........SHIIIIIIIIIT!
Person 2: Uhhhh...Got ur text....WTF?
Person 1: Sorry got a case of the Premature Communications!

by DianaR June 15, 2009

Premature Attaculation

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.

Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.

by RyoQQ September 7, 2010

Premature Textulation

When you are halfway through a text and you accidently hit the "send" button, and then you have to send another text with the other half of what you were saying.

"So, I got a text from Bob last night saying "want to fuc", but then I realized it was Premature Textulation when he sent me the other half, "kin get some dinner??"...Close call!"

"Damn, I accidently just prematurely textulated "We have to talk" to my girlfriend, when I meant to say "we need to talk about what we are getting for dinner tonight". I hope she doesn't break up with me!"

by AMchickentitsPU May 11, 2010

premature ejaculation

when a male (mainly one who wears "mighty whities") lets out sperm befor having intercourse or way befor the girl has an orgasm

she dumped me b/c i am a premature ejaculator and i didnt please her

by dre dre August 20, 2004