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ass pregnancy 

Though often considered biologically impossible, it has been reported that anal conceptions have occurred due to good old unprotected buttfucking.
After suffering from a bout of morning sickness, Bobby learned of his ass pregnancy with the use of a home pregnancy test.
ass pregnancy by Berto2112 October 14, 2008

teenage pregnancy pacts 

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.
teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior. the most recent case of teenage pregnancy pacts occurred ca. 2008 in Worchester, Massachusetts.

beer pregnancy 

A condition where a woman temporarily develops a huge stomach, not from pregnancy or weight gain, but from ingesting copious amounts of beer.
John: "Lizzy sure let herself go, look at her beer belly!"
Mark: "Don't worry thats just her beer pregnancy, she's beer pregnant."

Lizzy: "God I look fat, thank god it's just a beer pregnancy."
beer pregnancy by Tom Steven April 11, 2008

Teen pregnancy 

Teen pregnancy by Caramelcam February 23, 2019

Roll Pregnancy 

When someone is so incredibly fat that their body rolls are big enough to contain a person. This is generally found in animals and not humans for example; a pug, or a chihuahua that has been largely overfed may have large enough body rolls to contain another one of their breed.
John: Phillippe wtf are you doing in my fat?

Phillippe: Shh I'm hiding from the mall cops, now let me just inseminate your fat ass body rolls and make you roll pregnant for awhile

John: Wow would've never guessed I'd go through Roll Pregnancy

Wyoming Pregnancy 

When a man urinates inside a woman during intercourse, distending her stomach so she looks pregnant.
Dude, I gave my girl a Wyoming Pregnancy last night. She was so full.