mother: son, I think your father is cheating on me.
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator
mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online
son: why do you think that ?
mother: well (sighs) I was on the computer yesterday and when I logged on, waiting on the screen was your father's email. None of which were open, except for the ones titled Amazon . Do you know who this amazon is son?
son: (sigh) mom, good news dad isn't cheating he's just an amazon predator
mom: oh dear he stalks children?
son: no mom! Ew no! He just stalks his packages that he orders online
by OG grandma May 26, 2015
by Kenny Kilkenny April 07, 2022
Chao is a person who likes lolis and kids and he will attack them any time he see them. He also is a Sex Offender
by Big pp Anilo June 01, 2020
Predator X is a fictional prehistoric water predator that was created by National Geographic. They said it was liopluerodon, but it is much too big to really be one. So it still remains, as a fictional beast.
Person A: My favorite prehistoric creature is the T-Rex. What’s yours?
Person B: Mine is Predator X.
Person B: Mine is Predator X.
by Wings Of Karma March 27, 2018
A class of people in one of the highest and most powerful positions. protected and above the law. they enjoy the luxury of illumination
some names you may recognize: George Soros, Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby
some names you may recognize: George Soros, Jeffrey Epstein, Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby
"he's the lesser of two evils. at least he's not known to be of the predator class. I'm still not voting, I will not play into their game"
by 50%salineshitface November 21, 2020
Max: Hey dude do you want some Pink Predator?
Kelly: Hell yeah, I love a Pink Predator high.
Sam: Its the best drug on the street
Kelly: Hell yeah, I love a Pink Predator high.
Sam: Its the best drug on the street
by TheTeaIsSpilt May 05, 2017
Noun-
A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
A person who aggressively scouts out tables and takes them as soon as a party gets up from their chairs in a restaurant setting; a person who cuts in front or other people walking towards an open table; a person who waits right next to a party eating just to take their table
I was going to that open table but a table predator cut right in front of me and stole it!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
Or
I just saw that lady hip check that little kid; she's such a table predator!
by moyce September 03, 2017