Chrome plating a rubbish tin

For those who spend money restoring or repairing a piece of shit.

dude, you spend how much on that piece of shit car? talk about chrome plating a rubbish tin?

by Profix March 1, 2009

License Plating

The act of identifying or recognizing someone by looking at their ass.

"Jessica! is that you?"
"Hey Adam! I cut my hair, how did you recognize me?"
"Just with some license plating, no biggie"

by Jennifer Groin June 15, 2018

parting a muff

if you have a beard this is useful. place one hand on each side of the muff then part like a theatre cutain and dive in blowing air and going buuuaaaahhhhh!

buuaahh! she likes it when he goes buuaahh and tickles her elmo. parting a muff

by Hayley Klop February 2, 2006

plating

when you place a plate on your partners chest and take a huge dump on it.

jake.....how come evrytime i tell a guy they can stick it anywhere they want,they always stick it in my ass?

ew...thats way too much information

no,way too much information is telling you that after we have sex....i always take a huge dump......on their chest!
~not another teen movie~

by jason patricio September 16, 2005

pirating

Pirating is the action of drinking straight from the bottle or two-liter when you would normally get a cup for the drink.

Person 1: "Hey, I want some soda. What do you have?"
Person 2: "All I have is a two-liter of coke. I don't have any cups."
Person 1: "That's ok, I'll just pirate it. Thanks, man."

Person 1: "You want a drink of his orange juice?"
Person 2: "Not from that jug. I saw him pirating it earlier!"

Person 1: "Hey man, I was thirsty so I looked in your fridge and found some juice but I can't find any cups. What's up with that?"
Person 2: "Oh, cups are for wimps, dude. I'm a pirate."

by Kleinfeltersville December 1, 2011

Praying Mantis

A man that preys on females in their own circle of friends but never pulls outside this group...

That paul is a Praying mantis man, never pulls outside the group!!

by Pickwick the Rabbit June 22, 2006

Pratting

The act of obsessing over/worshipping the almighty Chris Pratt.

Noemie: Parks & Recreation is amazing, omg.
Liz: It's 3 o'clock in the morning.
Noemie: But Chris Pratt.
Liz: Stop with your pratting and go to sleep.

by Lizzythevip August 1, 2015