1 definition by Kleinfeltersville
Pirating is the action of drinking straight from the bottle or two-liter when you would normally get a cup for the drink.
Person 1: "Hey, I want some soda. What do you have?"
Person 2: "All I have is a two-liter of coke. I don't have any cups."
Person 1: "That's ok, I'll just pirate it. Thanks, man."
Person 1: "You want a drink of his orange juice?"
Person 2: "Not from that jug. I saw him pirating it earlier!"
Person 1: "Hey man, I was thirsty so I looked in your fridge and found some juice but I can't find any cups. What's up with that?"
Person 2: "Oh, cups are for wimps, dude. I'm a pirate."
Person 2: "All I have is a two-liter of coke. I don't have any cups."
Person 1: "That's ok, I'll just pirate it. Thanks, man."
Person 1: "You want a drink of his orange juice?"
Person 2: "Not from that jug. I saw him pirating it earlier!"
Person 1: "Hey man, I was thirsty so I looked in your fridge and found some juice but I can't find any cups. What's up with that?"
Person 2: "Oh, cups are for wimps, dude. I'm a pirate."
by Kleinfeltersville December 1, 2011