Birth Control Poster Boy

Kids who dont belong on the face of the earth and appear on birth control commercials

Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking

by True to my Roots July 7, 2003

pull out poster child

Someone that is so damn stupid, ugly or worthless and should be the poster child for "Pull Out" magazine.

Eugene is such a pull out poster child! His father should have pulled out, better yet should have just had another beer and never put it in!

by Lynchmob August 9, 2006

Yahoo! Answers poster

Someone who takes every comment a person makes literally, no matter how obvious a troll/joker he is.

Guy 1: Dude, why won't you share your cake with me?
Guy 2: Because you're Jewish. *obviously joking with his snickering*
Guy 1: OMG! RACIST! YOU ARE WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE WORLD YOU NAZI!
Guy 2: ...dude, don't be a Yahoo! Answers poster.

by CornholioIsSex August 23, 2012

madd poster child

Anyone who has more than one DUI on their driving record,or someone who gets busted for a DUI,everytime they get behind the wheel.

He (she) has so many DUI arrests on their driving record,he(she) could be a MADD poster child.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Poster Pussy

(Noun) - someone who is in love or infatuated with a main character after watching the movie once.
They continue to show affections for that character, but it is only in the moment of after the movie.

"Oh my gosh, Paul Rudd was so good in Ant-Man, I love him!"
"You're such a poster pussy, you never thought he was cute until that movie."
"So?"

by qjuiq99 August 22, 2015

Pattern Poster

This is when you’re feed is in a pattern. For example, the first 3x3 set will be symbolic of life. Water and sun on the first column, green trees on the other 2 columns. There is multiple patterns in a set. Including filters, placement of your body, whether you’re closer in the pic or further away and much more. Patterns can be in columns and rows. Typical sets are 3x3. You can use tags to show the pattern and symbolism. After you get to around 7 posts out of the 9 in the set, the pattern should be visibly noticable
Thepatternposter for example on Instagram

Pattern poster: the act of deligiently planning and posting in a 3x3 pattern on instagram. Typically showing the correlation of pattern and symbolism in your tags on the first photo.

Example: His insta is really cool because he pattern posts.

by Gregory Ferrara January 8, 2019

poster kid

Teenagers/young adults who may have earlier identified themselves as punk, emo, scene, or a mixture of those based on the bands they listened to from 2003-2009 that grew Van’s Warped Tour 2005 to its ultimate success headlining My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Thrice, Motion City Soundtrack, Avenged Sevenfold, etc.

I was a total poster kid in high school

by inxthisxlove June 21, 2018