the complex manipulation of people so that they are maneuvered into position to achieve a desired goal.
My desires are complex, and so I need to juxt into position the various players who can fulfill their tasks to achieve my objective.
by Vorlon007 August 14, 2016
Get the juxt into positionmug. Don't try that position one bullshit on me.
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle
A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again
A victim of love
Position one
Your trying to Blueprint me.
I've got a gaggle
A murder of crows
Infinite prose
Often the abuser feels they are the victim
There you are again
A victim of love
Position one
by Tonythetiler December 11, 2021
Get the position onemug. by Dee Lila March 21, 2019
Get the Microwave Positionmug. The technique in which one partner lays belly down with hands on partners thighs to perform oral sex like a champ. Positioned like a sniper.
by Wizardofbutt July 20, 2022
Get the Sniper positionmug. Dude: "Whoa! You just got mugged man!"
Other Dude: "Oh, it's okay. They probably needed the money."
Dude: "God! How are you such a Positive Paul!"
Other Dude: "Oh, it's okay. They probably needed the money."
Dude: "God! How are you such a Positive Paul!"
by Snurner101 March 22, 2009
Get the Positive Paulmug. prepare to be physically humiliated
a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
a command given during fraternity initiations, military hazing, or B/D(which are really not that different) to the pledge/plebe/gimp
Mistress is very displeased with you tonight Donald.
Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.
Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
Oh Mistress, I'd do anything to please you.
Of course you will Rummy. Your punishment is 25 lashings. Assume the position!
by mandingoe May 26, 2004
Get the assume the positionmug. (FINANCE) a situation in which an investor stands to gain if a particular investment instrument (stocks, bonds, gold, real estate) goes up in value. One "takes a long position" with respect to a particular item.
There are several ways of taking a long position; an obvious way to go long is to actually own the thing itself. Supposing you are taking a long position on Intel common stock (NASDAQ:INTC), here are some other ways:
* Buy a call option for INTC, especially with a strike price higher than the current spot price.
* Write a put option for INTC, committing yourself to buy more INTC stock if the price goes down over the near term
* Buy a futures contract for INTC at spot (or more).
CAVEAT LECTOR: there are many _potential_ definitions of long position; I have given the broadest one available.
There are several ways of taking a long position; an obvious way to go long is to actually own the thing itself. Supposing you are taking a long position on Intel common stock (NASDAQ:INTC), here are some other ways:
* Buy a call option for INTC, especially with a strike price higher than the current spot price.
* Write a put option for INTC, committing yourself to buy more INTC stock if the price goes down over the near term
* Buy a futures contract for INTC at spot (or more).
CAVEAT LECTOR: there are many _potential_ definitions of long position; I have given the broadest one available.
MICHAEL: I want to flatten my long position on T-bills.
ANNA: I would recommend buying a covered interest swap with another major currency, like yen.
ANNA: I would recommend buying a covered interest swap with another major currency, like yen.
by Abu Yahya April 10, 2010
Get the long positionmug.