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Percussive education

The fine art of bludgeoning a student in order to encourage them to learn faster.

Similair in concept to Percussive Maintenance, but appplied to a person rather than an inanimate object.
The users have asked the same damn question for the hundredth time, perhaps a little 'Percussive education' will help them remember the answer
by Ivan Scattergood January 18, 2008
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Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.
Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..
by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014
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Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.
Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?
by giltinė October 29, 2020
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Hocus Pocus

The best movie ever. Watch it. Go on.
My friend Tim got mad at me when I said I didn't know what Hocus Pocus was.
by PaleWeirdo November 25, 2018
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Porcupine

Noun: pour-q-pine
A female who has had many sexual partners and is known for her promiscuity. This term is derived from the idea that if the female in question had as many cocks growing out of her body as had been in her body she would have the appearance of a porcupine.
Ex: (Two Friend having conversation)

"Hey man did you see anabelle in first period, she's got a great ass."

"Yeah, but I wouldn't hit it, I hear she's a mayjor porcupine!"
by joecamel April 1, 2009
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Porcupwned

The owning of an HCAF member, most specifically n00bz, by GuitarMan216. The term was coined by GuitarMan216's past extreme use of hair gel which resulted in an uncanny porcupine resemblance. There are a couple alternate spellings, such as "Porcupwnt"
666Dave666: Why the fuck are you so happy?

GuitarMan216: Because yuor Mom iz under mah desk givin me teh head.

Weathered: Porcupwned.
by GuitarMan216 February 4, 2008
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Porcupine

When a girls pubic hair is extra sharp right after she shaves and it stabs your skin while fucking her.
"She gave me a Porcupine and it hurt the whole entire time."
by PaPa ZiTT November 30, 2006
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