elect a pope

to smoke marijuana in a clandestine fashion, i.e., by blowing the smoke out of the window of your studio apartment so neighbors won't smell it.

Me and Andre are going to elect a pope at my place before going out drinking.

by Omar O January 11, 2009

popeye

a sailor man

by joyrock September 9, 2003

popeyes

Spinach for black people.

Dogg, popeyes is one of the five food groups, nigga.

by Fool June 7, 2003

popkin

Old southern term for sandwich.

Bob please make me a peanut butter and jelly popkin.

by clint October 7, 2004

Popeyes Chicken Sandwich

A juicy thick sandwich with a mayonnaise dressing that finishes that crunchy ass like a suit and tie. It is meant to be chucked into someones face so that it pops their eyes out, and then eaten with glorious pain.

Colonel Sanders: If I hear one more mention of that stupid sandwich that is stealing my customers, you betcha life I will Popeyes Chicken Sandwich them down to the core.

by handle.me? November 13, 2019

popejob

A blow/hand job from a woman who has shook hands and/or conversed with the pope.

Mary gave Sam the nastiest popejob after sunday school.

by Samiamnoe November 29, 2015

does the pope shit in a funny hat?

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011