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poke the yolk

A phrase that means to engage in sexual intercourse with a virgin woman. When you have sex with her, you "poke her yolk." There are many variations of this phrase. For males, you can say "choke the yolk" or "stroke the yolk." And upon completion of the aforementioned activities, the "yolk is broke." Other words that rhyme with yolk that make for extremely entertaining sexual innuendos: stoke, toke, bloke, folk, and James Polk. This definition came into existence while three young men were eating breakfast at a small restaurant in Colorado on January 15th, 2010.
I was just finishing up my P.E. class when this girl decided to stroke my yolk. She asked me if I wanted to poke the yolk with her for a little while, but I just wanted my bloke choked and I declined. Unfortunately, though, I left before my yolk broke.
by Barbequed Yolk January 15, 2010
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outta pocket

a slang term used to describe when someone has crossed a line
when someone says some weird shit

when someone does some downright fuckery
Carl-"i like toes"
jerome-Bruh you outta pocket
by real,nigga March 12, 2019
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slod-pocket

a pocket fulled with the mighty Slod, of the north islands
man, that sure is one mean batch of slod-pocket we got back in the north islands!
by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003
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Pocket presence

A quarterback is said to have good pocket presence if he:

--Is able to sense when the pocket is closing in around him while simultaneously looking for open receivers

--Knows when and where to move within the pocket

--(Most importantly) Maintains composure in the pocket while under pressure
Good pocket presence separates decent quarterbacks from great quarterbacks.
by cajunchick February 27, 2010
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Pocket Transfer

The act of transferring material from one pair of pants to another when you change them. This includes the removal of useless trash.
Mom: "What happened to the change from the $20 I gave you for the textbook?"

Son: "It probably got lost in pocket transfer."
by technocactus October 28, 2009
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Pocket Hockey

The act of fondling your male genitalia from inside your pocket. This act is usually conducted in the hallway and in between classes.
"Yo did you hear that Ashton won Pocket Hockey Championship" "No but I heard he had 21 tip slips.
by Lil Uzi Flirt March 10, 2020
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Pocket wife

A female or make that is considered relationship material and are there for you when all else fails.
Sonia is Navi's pocket wife 4L.
by Pocket wife February 12, 2021
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