polygunist

1. A collector of guns.
2. A person that is in a condition of registered ownership with more than one firearm. The firearms and their owner are in an informed, honest arrangement and they openly participate in shooting activities where multiple guns are involved.

3. A person who has an uncontrollable addiction to the possession of firearms. They are constantly thinking about their next acquisition and whether they have enough room in their gunsafe. They read shooting magazines (gun porn) for the advertisements and not the articles. Their desire for more guns is often irrational and they justify new additions with flimsy arguments based on need for such features as: longer range, more power, faster shooting, lighter barrel, heavier barrel, pink cerakote and so on..and on. The Polygunist is in a continual battle to find time to shoot their ever growing assembly of firearms lest the gun be crowned safe queen, which is a certified insult to all operable firearms.

David, the polygunist , took so long to load all of his guns and gear into the truck on range day that his neighbors reported him to the police under suspicion of being a terrorist.

by Drop-Bear October 13, 2016

Polyapptual

The act of signing up for multiple dating websites in an effort to finally use probability statistics for a noble cause.

Whenever you meet a girl online and she says “I’m only on one app, and I’m new to online dating.” You say “oh, I’m polyapptual...I’m on all the sites”

by Prof. Reese February 8, 2019

Polyamaury

The act of engaging in a relationship with multiple partners according to the philosophy of French relationship expert and philosopher Amaury Cy

As a modern women I want to engage in polyamaury

by Apeljuce09 June 1, 2019

polyannual relationship

A romantic relationship whereupon the partners only interact several times a year. Distinguished from a long distance relationship by the lack of communication between interactions.

My homie decided to fly to Berlin this week to maintain his polyannual relationship with Daria.

by Belovedlovedloved August 25, 2019

polygrip test

What Butt-Head of TV's Beavis and Butt-Head calls a polygraph test aka. a lie detector test in the episode, "Liar! Liar!"

{Beavis}: What are they going to do to us?
{Butt-Head}: I think they're going to make us take one of those polygrip tests.

by Telephony April 24, 2020

polyák

A man who will fuck your mother naked every time you say who.

Person 1: Who?
Polyák: Who? WHAT YOU THINK WHO??????? XDDDDDDDDDD Your mom naked

by yomomnaked October 4, 2020

Polyarmous

Polyamory is defined as practicing or being open to intimate relationships with more than one person. Dating as a polyamorous person means you're not looking for just one person to share a romantic or sexual connection with. Being Polyarmous also includes the permission from your partners to date another person.

1: Babe.. Can I date 3?..
2: what? But you’re dating me? Wouldn’t that be cheating?
1: No! I’m Polyarmous, Which means with the permission of you and 3, I would date both of you at once.

2: Oh! I understand now!

by gh0st_bugs September 21, 2021