whipped pillion

a person who has his nuts kept in a jar by his crazy girl friend, and is not allowed to go to dance parties.

One who loves the meat pole and sucks the english dick no homo.

"that whipped pillion was being a huge bukkake catching little bitch because his girlfriend forced him to not go out with his friends and get hammer timed, and instead sit in his room while thumbing his corn hole"

"that whipped pillion's balls are constantly in his girlfriends hole"

by NoHomo24 December 8, 2006

phillip

He is the reason I wake up in the morning and the air beneath my wings. Yeah you wish you were that guy.

Phillip is the shit.

by best_weeson March 13, 2008

Tom Phillips

A slimy ginger cunt

me and this guy where at this club, when we left because of this total tom phillips

by X marks my dick May 10, 2015

jeremy phillips

A cool cousin that like motorcycles, surfing, fast cars, and the most awesome beach life a guy could ever have.

The one and only Jeremy Phillips he lives like a millionaire!

by SuperShot November 21, 2016

Jonathan Phillips

Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.

Student 1: Oh no, it's Jonathan Phillips
Student 2: Hide!
Both students hide under a table.

by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019

Cross-pollinated

The act of being stoned.. and drunk.. at the same time “cross-polled” for short

Klim: Hey! How was last night?
Kathleen: Oh man! We were suckin down beers and smoking so much kush! We were so cross-pollinated! I was so cross-polled I agreed to peg my husband.

by Cornbeefha$h May 7, 2022

Phillip

This name describes a man of great intelligence and humour. His quiet and orderly facade hides a superhero. He may be a mild mannered man by day, sitting in a library perhaps, but by night he comes alive. Like a cat, he is self-assured and arrogant, and can strike without warning, claws out. He is often found in thrift stores or at art museums, or sometimes rushing to the rescue of those in need. He is thoughtful and brilliant and loved by cats everywhere. Though some may find his politics or humour offensive, others are incredibly attracted to just that. If you are lucky enough to find a Phillip by random chance, feed him often and always be playful.

John - Is that Batman?
Mrs. Fancy - no, no, that is Phillip!!!
John - oh, he is now a superhero?
Mrs. Fancy - he always was!!

by catgirl19 June 16, 2011