PoD: Penis of Destiny

Legendary dick said to be wielded by a magical wizard who's powers rival that of Jesus himself.

Notable Figures in History who died searching for the PoD;

Billy Mays

Elvis Presley

2PAC

Steve Irwin

Adolf Hitler

Bruce Lee

John F. Kennedy

John Lennon

Pope John Paul II

Julius Caesar

Christopher Colombus

Amelia Earhart

The PoD should not be taken lightly. It is said the one bearing the PoD shall rise again to conquer nations and your mothers pussy. If you encounter the chosen one shield your eyes for his mighty package will melt your face clean off.

Heed this warning and do not fall to the ill fate of those brave souls listed above.

PoD: Penis of Destiny

An ancient spanish manuscript translated from Latin reads:

Colombus sailed the ocean blue in 1492,

He found a cock the size of the Gibralter rock,

and he died a slow painfull face melting death.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011

pod-drop

To try to figure out what song is playing in someone else's ear phones, without them realizing that you're listening.

I like to pod-drop on the subway, but it's much easier to do in a quiet elevator.

by Tich2 July 20, 2008

pod caste

A.k.a. "the wired," a social stratum distinguished by the degree to which they engage in electronic practices, their smug, cliquish self-consciousness about that, and their zombie-like disconnectedness from non-electronic concerns.

I was cut-off by a member of the pod caste switching lanes while texting.

by ADSum March 1, 2008

Pod-Fucked

when your computer freezes for a couple of minutes after you connect your iPod.

Example 1-
screenname1: (1:00:06 pm) hey whats up?
screenname2: (1:00:30 pm) nothing you
screenname2: (1:03:01 pm) u there?
screenname2: (1:05:12 pm) broo wtf what are you doing
screenname1: (1:05:40 pm) yoo..my bad my comp just got Pod-Fucked

by Tom Ditta April 25, 2008

pod of whales

A group of fat people simultaneously wearing the same large shirt

Bryan's favorite sport was participating in the pod of whales

by The305 November 11, 2019

Pod Racing

When you jerk off two dicks at once. The dicks must be on each side, so it looks like you're pod racing.

Hey baby, bring a friend and we can go pod racing. *joojoojoojoo*

by Jerk Store October 29, 2008

pod person

A mindless, pliable person who cannot make an informed decision for themselves. A marketers dream. Characterized by a blank glaze, frequent toe tapping and head nodding. The most distinguishing characteristic of a Pod Person is the white ear-buds which attach to their life support.

A Pod Person is most often seen on any public transit system.

by ltlefrog April 22, 2006