Local PlayGround

A great place for pedofiles

Bob went to the local playground even though he has no kids

by Detective Axew October 29, 2019

playground dominator

A guy who punches little kids on the playground.

3rd grader "oh god is that the playground dominator! RUN!"

by GromTheThicc February 1, 2022

playground kid

A kid that plays fortnite just to practice in a gamemode called playground just to practice his building and editing. Meaning he plays the game without having fun.

DuoMember1: Wtf, that guyis so fucking sweaty.
DuoMember2: Such a playground kid.

by HowDoesThisEvenMakeSense August 17, 2020

Playground Build

Attractive soft 7, not fat, but just enough in the right places.

Sees a lady (5'6" 160ish, pretty face) "ooh, she's got a playground build"

by jammer5hole November 11, 2025

playground logic

When someone like another person and picks on them to show it, like little kids in a playground.

A: "He keeps teasing her but says he likes her"
B: "He's using playground logic

by F.Weasley August 21, 2015

Priest's Playground

Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.

Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.

by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021

Playground Hustle

Playground Hustle is sex involving anymore than three people and up to 7 people total. It is most commonly used as code word when speaking around parents, teachers, or other adults.

Oh man i walked in on my roommate having sex, so we decided to make it into a playground hustle

by Captain Featherwick January 11, 2010